Satyalok

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Cracker in the chocolate. That's human pocky. You? You are not me. Me? I am possibly everything plus everything that is not me.

My name's alphabetical.

I like wasting my days.

I am Aamir Khan with a soul patch like in Dil Chatha Hai.

Why the fuck am I on tumblr?

mughalshit:

A Princess Smoking from a Huqqah as Mehndi is Applied
India, Mughal, 19th Century
Opaque watercolors and gold on paper

mughalshit:

A Princess Smoking from a Huqqah as Mehndi is Applied

India, Mughal, 19th Century

Opaque watercolors and gold on paper

lucariomegas:

*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb

THESE ARE HILARIOUS

Anonymous asked: is it bad that as a desi that i hate biryani?

beautifulsouthasianbrides:

Nope you can dislike whatever you want, but there’s no harm in trying new biryanis from other places. :)

YEAH ACTUALLY UMM ITS A BIG PROBLEM YOU HERETIC.

You know what’s fun? Dudes going into explicit detail when describing to you how many chicks they’ve hooked up with. Please continue trying to validate yourself and size me up. I’d love to hear about the soiled Theta Chi basement floor. What the fuck. 

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

LMAO. PLOT TWIST. Gus gets eaten by a giant naked santa claus.

Making insensitive jokes using shit like chamar like that makes me initially be like “OH SHIT SICK BURN” but then feel guilty because it’s no joke. my punjabi friend says that all the time so I dunno if it’s a big deal

The chamar punjabis behind me won’t shut the fuck up. Yeah man I’ll fb you a plot summary just hurry up and leave during intermission you loud ass phandchod.